I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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