the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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