I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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