is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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