Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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