She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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