my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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