Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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