do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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