Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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