Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
