all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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