If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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