oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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