I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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