Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this http://tfl.nu/j8rr
  Replies (3) Good night (679) Bad night (674) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice http://tfl.nu/x5d6
  Replies (4) Good night (1713) Bad night (388) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady. http://tfl.nu/00hh
  Replies (14) Good night (3574) Bad night (612) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way. http://tfl.nu/4k3o
  Replies (30) Good night (4813) Bad night (737) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat. http://tfl.nu/3q22
  Replies (19) Good night (627) Bad night (4152) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!! http://tfl.nu/4k8v
  Replies (50) Good night (2361) Bad night (6261) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts

  (1-412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Am I supposed to find that romantic?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts (1-412): Am I supposed to find that romantic? http://tfl.nu/carb
  Replies (19) Good night (6646) Bad night (2315)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes http://tfl.nu/n4pv
  Replies (11) Good night (3602) Bad night (805) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me http://tfl.nu/ot16
  Replies (4) Good night (1963) Bad night (772) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills? http://tfl.nu/9geb
  Replies (5) Good night (1100) Bad night (399) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it http://tfl.nu/zmnm
  Replies (3) Good night (1105) Bad night (383)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on. http://tfl.nu/zmme
  Replies (17) Good night (3412) Bad night (577) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (912): View more from Georgia

  Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (912): Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well. http://tfl.nu/02op
  Replies (4) Good night (1223) Bad night (357)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard. http://tfl.nu/a8iw
  Replies (1) Good night (765) Bad night (256) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head. http://tfl.nu/qt0n
  Replies (3) Good night (750) Bad night (162)

Randomize