how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
