And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't deserve a penis
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I am one with the molecules
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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