Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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