i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
