Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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