accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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