My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Its about making memories worth repressing
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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