I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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