Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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