Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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