i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him