ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.