GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
