Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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