whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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