dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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