If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
is it fun? or sober?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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