I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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