How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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