it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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