I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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