Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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