you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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