Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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