She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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