and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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