I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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