Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
These tits shall not be calmed
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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