Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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