the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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