There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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