Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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