He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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