It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We just shotgunned beers for America
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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