Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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