how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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