We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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