Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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