and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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