So drunk its hurt
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We just shotgunned beers for America
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
