I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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