I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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