I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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